fnarrr fnarrr fnarrrr and there was me sitting on my haunches thinking how lurvely quiet it is in my inbox -  no spam .. no bots abusing my forms .. arrrrr bliss I tell you .. and no traffic either because when I changed my site Google couldn’t find me anymore .  I honestly didn’t expect to see this teeeeeny weeeeeny one page blog bounce back anywhere near page one, let alone my usual Google top spot for 5 years!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA  I’M BACK ON TOP … I honestly don’t know why I am so happy about it because I am not taking on any new buyers right now but I tell you something .. my EGO has taken a big strokin’ trip down memory lane and it’s LURVIN’ being back on page 1 for all terms:
2nd for Used Panties,  6th for Dirty Panties and No.1 for Worn Panties. 

Who luvs ya baby … no hacker prick can get rid o’ me that easily BWAHAHAHAHAHAA  … Ber-ring it on matey …. ooo YEAH!!!

hehe thank you to one of my lovely guys who reminded me the smilies were missing for comments …  they are back now with a few extra ones to choose from :)

Enjoy!!
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Seeing as so much went on last year and which I was also involved in, I thought I would link back to remind ourselves of the good and bad of 2007 in the Panty Industry.  My favourite times was outing the fake sellers - all guys of course pretending to be women.. but even after everything, the abuse, the hackers, the threats …. I have to say it was ALL WORTH IT hehehee.. 

Enjoy:
http://ladyannaspanties.wordpress.com/2008/01/13/review-of-2007/

I have said it before and now I have to say it again.  Girls STOP trying to ride my back because I will act on it.  The name “Panty Paradise” is trademarked LEGALLY for me to use in this industry. 

I naturally claim rights to it (in this industry) because I have had the “Panty Paradise” name since around 2000. I have been top of Google and Yahoo SEs for about 5 years and I have won the Golden Panty Awards TWICE in a row and then won the Lifetime Achievement Award.

I don’t appreciate new sellers coming on and stealing my name in an attempt to make themselves look more popular.  I get told alot by MANY people because everyone knows me - don’t think you can hide behind an auction site either. I know all.

Don’t use my name Panty Paradise - it just makes you look STUPID.  I guarantee you don’t want to get on the wrong side of me, so don’t do it… and yes before I receive any more abuse from low-lifes leaving anonymous comments I DO actually have it in writing at my solicitors office and I WILL take action against you.

Just a quicky as I’m flying around today. If anyone has any pics of me on their site could you please remove them.  There really shouldn’t be that many to be honest but I do need to ask that you do this.  This also includes banners.  It is up to you if you still wish to link back to me or not - to be honest I’m not fussed either way :)

I am SO grateful to this guy who hacked my site I truly cannot thank him enough.  I wake up to ZERO spam now and no stupid idiots asking how much for me to shit myself and write slut on my tits in menstual fluid.  I’m finally FREEE ….

Those that know me personally already know where I hang out on my other more innocent website, which does have photos of me but no naughty ones any longer.  The chapter of this book is over for me now. .. and just in time - my kids are getting their own PCs this year with broadband … what an omen!

Just a heads up that someone has decided to “use” cindy @ pantyparadise.co.uk with the subject line “Newsletter - January, 14″ as a means to send spam out to people advertising Viagra.  It isn’t me so don’t follow any of the links and please add it to your spam bins.

Although I receive mail for this address - I DON’T SEND ANY EMAILS OUT FROM CINDY @ PANTYPARADISE ANYMORE ANYWAY - My friends and regulars know my real email addy :P

Usually a small almost effeminate male, extremely unattractive with a tiny penis who can be gregarious outside of his home but usually spends most of his time at a pc. Each thrill of taking down a site is the only way he can get sexually aroused from his need to conquer as he is impotent the rest of the time.

In between surfing porn and beasty sites he sets himself a challenge. This gives him a sense of superiority that he needs to survive. His obsessive compulsive disorder is how this man is motivated. Most likely he was bullied at school and abused as a child by his parents.

He is probably a light sleeper or insomniac in which when a targeted webmaster manages to overcome his little injected scripts he can become very angry almost to the point of violence, shouting and throwing things around his room.

In this rage he becomes even more determined to take down even more sites and perhaps even attack the main hosting company. It is at this stage, it’s over, we win. He has lost, he will always lose because this man is delusional, this man is a nobody, this man has no life, no friends and his life is worthless.

His little successes are short lived where he bathes in his glory for all the 5 minutes… unfortunately it never lasts because there are always people far more intelligent, more successful and last but not least, happier than him.

BWAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA