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The Hacker (unsub) Profile
By Cindy | January 19, 2008
Usually a small almost effeminate male, extremely unattractive with a tiny penis who can be gregarious outside of his home but usually spends most of his time at a pc. Each thrill of taking down a site is the only way he can get sexually aroused from his need to conquer as he is impotent the rest of the time.
In between surfing porn and beasty sites he sets himself a challenge. This gives him a sense of superiority that he needs to survive. His obsessive compulsive disorder is how this man is motivated. Most likely he was bullied at school and abused as a child by his parents.
He is probably a light sleeper or insomniac in which when a targeted webmaster manages to overcome his little injected scripts he can become very angry almost to the point of violence, shouting and throwing things around his room.
In this rage he becomes even more determined to take down even more sites and perhaps even attack the main hosting company. It is at this stage, it’s over, we win. He has lost, he will always lose because this man is delusional, this man is a nobody, this man has no life, no friends and his life is worthless.
His little successes are short lived where he bathes in his glory for all the 5 minutes… unfortunately it never lasts because there are always people far more intelligent, more successful and last but not least, happier than him.
BWAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Topics: Day to Day | 25 Comments »
January 19th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
PMSL I love this .. actually that picture could just be the actual hacker .. hmm nah, too good looking LMAO
January 19th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Having had the pleasure to “speak” to you very occasionally, via email, I know will become stronger as a result of this infant.
January 19th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
I really don’t know how the excuse for a human being who’s responsible for all this, can possibly sleep soundly at night Cindy.
Let’s hope the whole matter gets sorted asap.
Love Pete
xxx
January 20th, 2008 at 9:53 am
What do you call an adult who acts like a child
A hacker,numpty,tube,twat,so many variations yet all apply.
Go play somewhere else.
Jag.
January 20th, 2008 at 11:08 am
LOL what a looser!!
Good for you Cindy, wankers like that will rot by their computers.
xxx
January 20th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
jag .. Im sure he will be playing soon, with a 7 foot black guy who shares his prison cell. fnar fnar.
Oh the guy will most certainly rot Pierced – I find it incredibly funny actually. Since dumping my old site my marriage has significantly improved too – I couldn’t ask for more and wish I’d been hacked sooner! :P
January 20th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I must admit I like the picture provided for “The Hacker” – kinda like the “Crazy-frog ring-tone” in x-ray…lol
Both are as trivial, of course, but at least this one is not likely to annoy you on the train to work. That his actions have simply goaded you into overdue “spring-cleaning” is all the better :o)
Long live the new site *crowd cheers*
January 20th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
OMG! yes that’s it the crazy frog ring tone .. I was trying to think what/whom that pic reminded me of!! .. My other (non adult) sites are fixed up now too with my databases and are so tight with security if anyone tries to even peek in there everything is recorded :D
To be honest I’m amazed it took so long for someone to hack me .. me and my mouth outing all the fakers, well, it was bound to happen and I have to admit I had so much fun exposing these assholes – I’d do it all over again :D
January 20th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Glad you have you back again.
I loved the quiz you put up here a few days back :D
That picture IS creepy, and crazy frog! hahaha
I hadnt even thought of that till citadel mentioned it
January 20th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
OK, so I now broke out the old MP3’s and found the hacker/crazy frog jamming with Axel F – scary stuff unless you were like me (sad enough to care at the time)
Slaps himself as each blow resonates with *Ding, Ding* :oP
January 20th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
HAHAHAA oh tell me you didn’t! I remember Axel F .. my god I thought that tune was “IT” when I got my first car HAHAAA … windows open en route to Brighton .. arr those were the days .. drinking Pink lady and Mirage *eurk* and throwing up in the sea, that’s when you could get to it after staggering around on the pebbles.
January 20th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Cmon someone tell me I wasn’t the only one …. please …
January 20th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Okies, so now you have me intrigued…”Pink lady and Mirage” a drink my otherwise yokel-upbringing has not accustomed me to know…
…Axel F will one day conquer Europe (our music troops are already at the gates of Berlin, shhhh)
Oh m’dear you were heading for Brighton…if only for Manchester on those “Halcyon days” we may even have shook hands :o)
January 20th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
arr shame on you Citadel – you mean you never did the London to Brighton puke run or smoke so much weed you thought you were driving 100mph when in fact you were driving 5 mph?
If only eh? my my I was a real wild child in my day … Most likely I would have shook hands with you by my tongue!
January 20th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Oh my, Mirage! That brings back memories…you were either a Mirage girl or a Taboo girl…until we tried Castaways…..those were the days
All together now! “Footsteps on the dancefloor…remind me baby of you….teardrops in your eyes…this time we know it’s for truuuuuueee…..whispers in the powder room…..la la la la la la…..” or something lol
January 20th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
You are SOOO right Anna.. I was actually a Taboo girl, Mirage was alright but I couldn’t hold it down as long HAHAHA.
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BABY!!!! My heart is full of gold and its out for you, so c’mon down and do what you gotta do ….
Ach fuck those really were the days eh!
January 20th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
I was very much a Derbyshire-Boy – I might not be able to comment on the Brighton-London run but I can promise you that we simply needed a hill-side, a sound-system and we were OK :op
As to to whole “Mirage vs Taboo” debate…I was the shy-guy on the bar when the drinks were being taken. Gotta love youth :o)
January 21st, 2008 at 12:34 am
Now Cindy was plagued by the hackers
Who tried to drive her quite crackers.
But they ran out of luck,
With this girl you don’t f*ck,
So she grabbed and twisted their knackers!
:D :D :D
January 21st, 2008 at 1:39 am
Jesus Cindy Ive only been away a few days and so much has happened. sorry about your site hunny. but this post is so fucking funny, and so true!
January 21st, 2008 at 7:05 am
QUOTE Mr E
“Now Cindy was plagued by the hackers
Who tried to drive her quite crackers.
But they ran out of luck,
With this girl you don’t f*ck,
So she grabbed and twisted their knackers!”
UNQUOTE
HAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!!!!!! … Absolutely, twisting knackers of stupid fuckers is my favourite past time LOLOLOLOL ..I wonder if I will EVER lose one day?? hmmm nah doubt it!!!
January 21st, 2008 at 10:18 am
Late as normal lol Sorry for all the trouble you have been having, but i hope the a*sehole gets whats coming to him!
Tis a shame that you have lost all of your old blog :(
But i`m glad your back :) As for the hacker picture, it reminds me of the film “Mars Attacks” but thats just what i think lol
Never done the London to Brighton run, mine was always the London to Margate run ;)
Xo
January 21st, 2008 at 10:25 am
HAHAHAAA OMG I did Margate too .. the planet of Thanet we used to call it…
January 21st, 2008 at 10:34 am
Planet of Thanet and Dreamland too ;)
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Sounds like all is well again ♥ So happy to see you bounce back…and umm can I get an invitation pweez? I’m itchin’ for a par-tay XD
and that hemaphroditic hacker better sew his a**hole together before he’s shipped off to prison or he’s gonna get HACKED
rofl
;)
May 15th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
huge amount of time let’s bump this just for a laff
@Anna, one o the best tunes ever, teardrops womack womack and the womack sisters
@Cindy yes in Brighton, you were the only one
and Margate ? must be a southern shandy drinking screaming wendy! haha all in fun of course ….
good topic
hi all by the way