Archive for April, 2008
Mastication
Monday, April 28th, 2008Mastication? Noo you dirty filthy lot! MASTICATION I said! Not Masturbation!!!
Well I did it, I got my tongue pierced on Saturday. It actually wasn’t a big deal but the bar was so huge it was uncomfortable to say the least. The following day I woke up with the feeling I had a [...]
Curva-luscious
Friday, April 11th, 2008Since dropping a ton of weight and looking like a gaunt minger with bulimia (due a sick bug that left me living on fruit and veg for 6 weeks) I am now back to my old curvaceous and luscious self. Although I still can’t touch (or smell) pork or beef since my bug, I can [...]









