Just to let you all know I won’t be around til Monday. I have had a real shit week with one thing and another and I just want and need to get away for a few days to unshrivel my chakras.

Catch up again on Monday peeps. And yes my tongue is much better today - I even tackled chewing gum!

Love Cinds x

Mastication? Noo you dirty filthy lot! MASTICATION I said! Not Masturbation!!!

Well I did it, I got my tongue pierced on Saturday. It actually wasn’t a big deal but the bar was so huge it was uncomfortable to say the least. The following day I woke up with the feeling I had a sumo wrester’s ass wedged in my mouth and there is not a darn thing I could do about it. Hence why the bar was originally so huge to allow the tongue to swell to heal properly.

My tongue is still swollen and it aches like hell.. but I am telling you straight - how the fuck do you EAT? Trying to chew is virtually impossible because you naturally want to chew the darn ball. I am managing to drink water and luke warm soup but anything else either hurts or seems to take forever - I tackled half a slice of bread yesterday evening and I had to concentrate on every bite - then attempting to get it lined up to swallow it is just unreal.

Seriously, tongue peircings look hot, no, they look hotter than hot but if I have a problem eating properly after it has healed its coming out. I love my food too much… and I could never imagine never being able to suck on a chocolate button again - that would kill me!!

It is now Wednesday and on Saturday my hairdresser wants me to hold her hand whilst she gets an upper lip piercing in the nearest town. Now I personally don’t particularly like seeing any metal around the mouth/jaw area but I have ALWAYS LOVED tongue piercings. To me they represent a hidden naughty streak which can only be seen when you are with someone you trust or who makes you laugh.

I know what is going to happen, I will get in the studio and come out with a bar in my tongue. I simply fail to be able to go into any kind of tattoo or piercing studio without becoming completely absorbed in my naughty inner self.

Besides, I think it will add a little bit of character to my new hobby belly-dancing.

What do you think of tongue peircings? Do they rock your world and think they are sexy as hell or do they turn you off completely?

Since dropping a ton of weight and looking like a gaunt minger with bulimia (due a sick bug that left me living on fruit and veg for 6 weeks) I am now back to my old curvaceous and luscious self. Although I still can’t touch (or smell) pork or beef since my bug, I can practically eat everything else now.

It must be awful having a food phobia full time though. I watched a proggy on SKY about a woman who could only eat cheese, nothing else. Unfortunately, after 10 minutes of feeling sorry for the bint, she bored the pants off me and I just wanted to slap her, tie her down and force feed her some “regular” food through a nasal straw, so I turned it off. LOL

Anyhoo ’nuff about that.  I am STILL working in my house believe or not. In fact its starting to frustrate me. The skirting is taking forever to get done, mainly because the floor is not totally flat and the walls are not totally straight and I have gaps where there shouldn’t be gaps.  But .. perseverance is the name of the game and I am determined to get the lot finished this weekend.

There really isn’t much else to report.  I got snowed in last week but decided to take my bondmobile out anyway thinking I’m invincible and apart from going round corners sideways I made it back in one piece LOL.

I see Mike will be having another competition shortly - nightwear I believe, so girls if you haven’t sent in your entries do so asap.

And last but not least, I finally figured out how to use the new Wordpress. USE FIREFOX! … IE7 and this new latest Wordpress version absolutely HATE each other and I had nothing but problems, especially using the picture upload media editor.  What a crock eh, but at least it works in good ol’ Moz.

Catch up with you peeps next week!

Love Cinds xxx

Sooo many peeps are asking after the baby snake I rescued in the winter that I thought I would take a quick pic and update you all. He/She is doing well and eating like a right piggy. It has shed a few times already and is pretty friendly now. I am not sure whether to hang on to it or let it free when it gets warmer … The kindest thing would be to let it free, but then would it? Most that size get eaten by ravens and hawks

OH! I was chatting to someone the other day and they asked me a really strange question, so I am going to ask you lot as well…

…. If you could choose to either fly when you want, or be invisible when you want, which would you choose?
Personally, I would choose to be invisible, but most people wish to fly. So let me know what you would choose and why you chose it :)

I would become invisible because I enjoy to skulk around in the darkness .. plus I am a perverted voyeur LOL

Now and again (probably twice a year LOL)  I look at my stats and I found that a site was linking back to my site to one of my old erotic stories.  The webmaster claimed it come from “some old forum”, which I kindly pointed out to him that my site is not an old forum and that I have been and will be around for years :P

Anyway, we got chatting, as you do, and this guy is actually pretty amazing. He is talented, kind and extremely funny (in a “haha” way not in a retarded way).  He has a couple of sites but his panty site I found really interesting .. if you wish to have a peek it’s www.dirtypantieslist.com.  He has made his whole business in the porn industry *lucky man* so I thought it would be interesting to interview him :)

This is how it went:

Cindy: So how long have you been on the ‘net for?
“Since 1996 when my university got high speed access. - notice I have a single word email.”
Cindy:  Gosh yes that is a rarity these days LOL

Cindy: What do you do for a living?
“I’m a professional porn advertising manager.”

Cindy: At what age did you discover porn?
“Actually very young, but I really wasn’t interested then or now. I’m not much of a porn fan. My neighbor had about 500000 Penthouses in his shed and didn’t lock it.
Cindy: Hmm why didn’t I have neighbours like that?

Cindy: What is your poison, in your face porn or discreet and sexy?
“Sexy, always. Otherwise what’s the point?”
Cindy: Yup I totally agree!

Cindy: What prompted you to start your own blog websites?
“Wordpress is the extent of my programming skills, as such. And they are really labours of love”

Cindy: I love your pornstar essays, have you ever starred in a porn film yourself?
“No, no of course not.”

Cindy: If so when and where?
“Wait, does personal porn count?”

Cindy:  I read on your pornstar blog that you get invited to shit hot parties? Are they really as wild as they seem?
“Yes and…no. They’re interesting, but internet porn suffers from a severe gender imbalance. Is ’sausagefest’ a common British term?
Cindy: haha and there was me thinking it would be the other way round with silicone pumped blonde bombshells strutting their plastico.  Ooo wait am I gonna get bashed for that? LOL

Cindy: When was the last time you had sex?
“Er…is a BJ sex? If so, the other day.”

Cindy: What was the weirdest thing a girl asked for or did to you during sex?
“A very attractive bikini model I shagged for a while, at one point rolled a dentist’s tank of nitrous oxide out of her bedroom closet! Eh, I’ll try anything once.  Actually another girl I know insisted I choke her out as we made out, she was so turned on by it it was pretty amazing. I’m not sure which qualifies. I say nitrous tank, as choking is pretty common BDSM.”

Cindy: What is the weirdest thing you have asked for or done to a girl during sex?
“I’m pretty vanilla. I would say my one perversion is that I really enjoy when girls keep their panties on during sex”
Cindy: That is so cool, I find that extremely arousing as well - when I was in my late teens I just had to keep on half a stocking or a sock on LOL

Cindy: Do you like sex when you are stoned, drunk or sober?
Drunk or sober, sure. Nothing else.
Cindy: I have to confess that there’s nothing like a climax on a bit of weed!

Cindy: What is your most embarrassing moment?
“At one of those famous porn parties a while back a couple of girls I knew were going at it in a large bathroom and one of them invited me to join in. I was a little worried, because the door was wide open and there was a lot of foot traffic, but went for it. When I whipped my decent sized cock out some heckler cruising by called out, “That dude is TINY!!” Ugh.”
Cindy: Oh that is just wicked! You should have said “at least I have both balls”…

Cindy: When did you last laugh?
Daily, always. Today…”What are you sinking about?”
Cindy: HAHAHA you forgot the “VOT are you sinking about”… seriously, I still can’t watch it without laughing and it’s becoming old now LOL

Cindy: When did you last cry?
“Real men only cry when someone dies or they get hit in the balls.

Cindy: What is your favourite food and drink?
“Too numerous to name”

Cindy: I see that you also have a blog about panties - are you into used panties or just girls that wear them?
“Both, for sure. You know that kid, you give him the present and he plays with the box? That’s me. I would say the dividing line for me is that the panty collection I do have  I got every pair personally, right from the source (the girl, not the laundry room!), so to speak.

Cindy: Which famous person do other people tell you that you most resemble?
“Jack Black”
Cindy: Now why do I believe you?

Cindy: What movie actor does the best “drag queen” role?
“Gay ones? I can’t say I’ve watched a lot of drag queen movies”
Cindy: Oh no, no, not gay ones!  I mean films like “To Wong Foo, thanks for Everything” .. if you haven’t seen it, you MUST! Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes will have you in stitches dressed as chicks!

Cindy: What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
“Lindsay Lohan/Scarlett Johanssen. A tie. Wait, both!”
Cindy: I second that!!!!

Cindy: And last but not least, what have you got planned this weekend?
“Er. Who plans that far ahead??”
Cindy: Depends on what you got cooking…

Well, thank you Mr J, it has been a real pleasure and I’ll be sure to keep visiting your little world :). Best wishes to you mate, and thanks for taking time out to let me interview you! :)

Well it seems you are all nutters. I honestly got it wrong and thought “Hmm maybe her sister accidently run the guy over or was having a secret affair with him already”.  Not one ounce of me thought she killed her sister in the hope the guy might turn up at the funeral.

You guys are evidently all psychos…

Answer:
She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.  Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question
correctly.

.. However, I am sure you all heard it before and knew the answer, right? right? RIGHT?