I’m Hottt!

Yeah - I’m not just HOT but a really sexy warm brown colour too after spending a few hours in the delicious warm sunshine. My freckles have all merged together so I don’t look like a leopard-face anymore (which really annoys me in the early Spring).

I battled with the crowds at Aldi on Monday to get myself a couple of sun loungers and comfy covers - man it was a real fight but I’m glad I got what I wanted. I have to admit there is NOTHING worse than a bunch of German Haus Fraus and a sale - they act like wild animals!! On at least 3 occasions I almost ended up with a trolley up my arse!!!

My weekend was pretty good actually. Last week was really shit I have to admit so Saturday night I went out and got utterly bladdered at a friend’s house and blurted out to her, her husband and the rest of the crowd sitting round the table about my bisexual tendencies .. I then proceeded to give my chair a lapdance. I seriously don’t get out enough - talk about losing control of myself! Anyway, after rolling in at almost 2am I thought I would never hear from her again. WRONG .. she seems pretty interested and has been phoning and emailing me non-stop since … so who knows … I might be lucky and found myself a like minded “frau” in which we can hook up together now and again for a little girly fun!

My tongue piercing is completely healed up now. In fact unless I really open my cake-hole wide nobody can even see it, which is exactly what I wanted. I have bought myself a really sexy small diamond crystal ball that will sit sexily on the top of my tongue. I didn’t want anything trashy or “chavvy” but I am sure the new one will look really sexy and classy. I’m going back to my piercer on Saturday and he is changing it for me.

So that’s about it folks. I have a friend visiting me now for a week so I won’t be around on the net. See you in a week!

Love Cinds x