-:¦:-.•:*¨¨ Essential Essence of Cindy ¨¨*:•.-:¦:-

This exquisite essence has the power to transport you to deliriums of ecstasy. It is supplied impregnated in soft cotton or silky satin available in a variety of handy sized designs and colours, zip-lock sealed for ultimate freshness.

This essence can be used in a variety of ways: the fragrant vapours can be inhaled as an aromatherapy treatment; it can be taken orally by licking; and it can be used as an exhilarating rub. It is most effective when all three methods are used in combination.

This essence acts as a powerful stimulant. Unlike conventional alternatives, it is so potent that its effect is instantaneous. Care should therefore be exercised and precautions taken when opening the packaging in case of premature reaction.

Known Side-effects: This essence has the unfortunate tendency to turn female partners green. If this happens, it is best to discontinue use of the essence immediately. The irritation may be alleviated by eating a large portion of ‘Humble Pie’ and giving “Rosae Roseae”, twelve to be administered in one dose. More severe cases may require the more expensive “Shopping Spree” available from all major High Streets.

WARNING: Essential Essence of Cindy is known to be highly addictive for those of a susceptible disposition. [Warning issued by the Office of the Panty Investigatory Sniffing Service otherwise known as PISSOFF]

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PAH! Gay or not I think my satin sensuals would compliment his skin tone whether he indulges in my aromatherapy or not hehehee… Obviously you need another fix and soon Mr E!!! LOL

Don’t waste your panties, Cinds! LOL!

Dr Robert Frascino is well known, well respected… and GAY!!!

I doubt very much that even the “fragrant vapors” of your panties would transport the good Doc to “a state of olfactory orgasmic bliss” (isn’t that a gem?)

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