So here I was surfing around on the web actually looking to buy a puppy in the local area and couldn’t help but to “mag myself” when I stumbled across this “wannabe” website. 

The pic on the cover IS me and was taken earlier on in the year - sorry I can’t show my face anymore though folks - but still cool isn’t it.  You can do the same at www.magmypic.com and they have quite alot of different magazines to play with :)

Cmon, show me what you did

… and no those thongs are not for sale, these ones have since been sold and no doubt been given the rampant attention they deserve :)

Is that what I said in my last post? Full Force?  I guess I meant Full Farce. As usual life took over this week and I haven’t had time to do much on here. I was feeling a bit dicky at the beginning of the week but am totally fine now. I guess I just over-did things with my visitor and it caught up on me - well c’mon I am knocking 40!

Nothing really to report. I am still studying away at home and working through my courses. I aim to get them all completed by August (and of course receive top grades).  I have to set myself a tight deadline or I will just find something else to do.  I have to admit I honestly admire my fellow sellers like Anna and Elise. I honestly do not know how they manage to continously plug away at their Uni Coursework and manage to write up all their dissertations on time.  I take my hats off to you girls and I hope you both get 1sts!

I have had quite a flurry of orders lately, seems like a few guys are having some problems with some of the new sellers.  One thing I just want to say is that girls, if you don’t want to do this anymore or you can’t for any reason, please have the decency to let your buyers know.  Nothing worse than keeping people in the dark, especially those who have already parted with their hard earnt cash for you and are waiting on replies!

So that’s about it from me, it’s a wrap for now - I just had a gaggle of family turn up on my doorstep. What a piss load of fun that’s gonna be. .. not!

YAY finally my tongue seems to be totally healed up and after my piercer changed the original bar I was able to change it to different designs on my own after a few days.

I am now sporting a sexy small diamond on the top and little blue one underneath. It actually feels quite sexy in my mouth I have to admit .. and I secretly can’t wait to try it out in other ways!

So, after a fantastic week with my friend visiting me, I am now concentrating on getting back to being sober and back to the mill and grind of housework :(.

I won’t be around at the weekend as I have a few family things going on but I WILL be back full force next week.

MWAH! Cinds xx

Yeah - I’m not just HOT but a really sexy warm brown colour too after spending a few hours in the delicious warm sunshine. My freckles have all merged together so I don’t look like a leopard-face anymore (which really annoys me in the early Spring).

I battled with the crowds at Aldi on Monday to get myself a couple of sun loungers and comfy covers - man it was a real fight but I’m glad I got what I wanted. I have to admit there is NOTHING worse than a bunch of German Haus Fraus and a sale - they act like wild animals!! On at least 3 occasions I almost ended up with a trolley up my arse!!!

My weekend was pretty good actually. Last week was really shit I have to admit so Saturday night I went out and got utterly bladdered at a friend’s house and blurted out to her, her husband and the rest of the crowd sitting round the table about my bisexual tendencies .. I then proceeded to give my chair a lapdance. I seriously don’t get out enough - talk about losing control of myself! Anyway, after rolling in at almost 2am I thought I would never hear from her again. WRONG .. she seems pretty interested and has been phoning and emailing me non-stop since … so who knows … I might be lucky and found myself a like minded “frau” in which we can hook up together now and again for a little girly fun!

My tongue piercing is completely healed up now. In fact unless I really open my cake-hole wide nobody can even see it, which is exactly what I wanted. I have bought myself a really sexy small diamond crystal ball that will sit sexily on the top of my tongue. I didn’t want anything trashy or “chavvy” but I am sure the new one will look really sexy and classy. I’m going back to my piercer on Saturday and he is changing it for me.

So that’s about it folks. I have a friend visiting me now for a week so I won’t be around on the net. See you in a week!

Love Cinds x

Just to let you all know I won’t be around til Monday. I have had a real shit week with one thing and another and I just want and need to get away for a few days to unshrivel my chakras.

Catch up again on Monday peeps. And yes my tongue is much better today - I even tackled chewing gum!

Love Cinds x

Mastication? Noo you dirty filthy lot! MASTICATION I said! Not Masturbation!!!

Well I did it, I got my tongue pierced on Saturday. It actually wasn’t a big deal but the bar was so huge it was uncomfortable to say the least. The following day I woke up with the feeling I had a sumo wrester’s ass wedged in my mouth and there is not a darn thing I could do about it. Hence why the bar was originally so huge to allow the tongue to swell to heal properly.

My tongue is still swollen and it aches like hell.. but I am telling you straight - how the fuck do you EAT? Trying to chew is virtually impossible because you naturally want to chew the darn ball. I am managing to drink water and luke warm soup but anything else either hurts or seems to take forever - I tackled half a slice of bread yesterday evening and I had to concentrate on every bite - then attempting to get it lined up to swallow it is just unreal.

Seriously, tongue peircings look hot, no, they look hotter than hot but if I have a problem eating properly after it has healed its coming out. I love my food too much… and I could never imagine never being able to suck on a chocolate button again - that would kill me!!

It is now Wednesday and on Saturday my hairdresser wants me to hold her hand whilst she gets an upper lip piercing in the nearest town. Now I personally don’t particularly like seeing any metal around the mouth/jaw area but I have ALWAYS LOVED tongue piercings. To me they represent a hidden naughty streak which can only be seen when you are with someone you trust or who makes you laugh.

I know what is going to happen, I will get in the studio and come out with a bar in my tongue. I simply fail to be able to go into any kind of tattoo or piercing studio without becoming completely absorbed in my naughty inner self.

Besides, I think it will add a little bit of character to my new hobby belly-dancing.

What do you think of tongue peircings? Do they rock your world and think they are sexy as hell or do they turn you off completely?