Just to let you all know I won’t be around til Monday. I have had a real shit week with one thing and another and I just want and need to get away for a few days to unshrivel my chakras.

Catch up again on Monday peeps. And yes my tongue is much better today - I even tackled chewing gum!

Love Cinds x

Mastication? Noo you dirty filthy lot! MASTICATION I said! Not Masturbation!!!

Well I did it, I got my tongue pierced on Saturday. It actually wasn’t a big deal but the bar was so huge it was uncomfortable to say the least. The following day I woke up with the feeling I had a sumo wrester’s ass wedged in my mouth and there is not a darn thing I could do about it. Hence why the bar was originally so huge to allow the tongue to swell to heal properly.

My tongue is still swollen and it aches like hell.. but I am telling you straight - how the fuck do you EAT? Trying to chew is virtually impossible because you naturally want to chew the darn ball. I am managing to drink water and luke warm soup but anything else either hurts or seems to take forever - I tackled half a slice of bread yesterday evening and I had to concentrate on every bite - then attempting to get it lined up to swallow it is just unreal.

Seriously, tongue peircings look hot, no, they look hotter than hot but if I have a problem eating properly after it has healed its coming out. I love my food too much… and I could never imagine never being able to suck on a chocolate button again - that would kill me!!

Since dropping a ton of weight and looking like a gaunt minger with bulimia (due a sick bug that left me living on fruit and veg for 6 weeks) I am now back to my old curvaceous and luscious self. Although I still can’t touch (or smell) pork or beef since my bug, I can practically eat everything else now.

It must be awful having a food phobia full time though. I watched a proggy on SKY about a woman who could only eat cheese, nothing else. Unfortunately, after 10 minutes of feeling sorry for the bint, she bored the pants off me and I just wanted to slap her, tie her down and force feed her some “regular” food through a nasal straw, so I turned it off. LOL

Anyhoo ’nuff about that.  I am STILL working in my house believe or not. In fact its starting to frustrate me. The skirting is taking forever to get done, mainly because the floor is not totally flat and the walls are not totally straight and I have gaps where there shouldn’t be gaps.  But .. perseverance is the name of the game and I am determined to get the lot finished this weekend.

There really isn’t much else to report.  I got snowed in last week but decided to take my bondmobile out anyway thinking I’m invincible and apart from going round corners sideways I made it back in one piece LOL.

I see Mike will be having another competition shortly - nightwear I believe, so girls if you haven’t sent in your entries do so asap.

And last but not least, I finally figured out how to use the new Wordpress. USE FIREFOX! … IE7 and this new latest Wordpress version absolutely HATE each other and I had nothing but problems, especially using the picture upload media editor.  What a crock eh, but at least it works in good ol’ Moz.

Catch up with you peeps next week!

Love Cinds xxx

Now and again (probably twice a year LOL)  I look at my stats and I found that a site was linking back to my site to one of my old erotic stories.  The webmaster claimed it come from “some old forum”, which I kindly pointed out to him that my site is not an old forum and that I have been and will be around for years :P

Anyway, we got chatting, as you do, and this guy is actually pretty amazing. He is talented, kind and extremely funny (in a “haha” way not in a retarded way).  He has a couple of sites but his panty site I found really interesting .. if you wish to have a peek it’s www.dirtypantieslist.com.  He has made his whole business in the porn industry *lucky man* so I thought it would be interesting to interview him :)

This is how it went:

Cindy: So how long have you been on the ‘net for?
“Since 1996 when my university got high speed access. - notice I have a single word email.”
Cindy:  Gosh yes that is a rarity these days LOL

Cindy: What do you do for a living?
“I’m a professional porn advertising manager.”

Cindy: At what age did you discover porn?
“Actually very young, but I really wasn’t interested then or now. I’m not much of a porn fan. My neighbor had about 500000 Penthouses in his shed and didn’t lock it.
Cindy: Hmm why didn’t I have neighbours like that?

Cindy: What is your poison, in your face porn or discreet and sexy?
“Sexy, always. Otherwise what’s the point?”
Cindy: Yup I totally agree!

Cindy: What prompted you to start your own blog websites?
“Wordpress is the extent of my programming skills, as such. And they are really labours of love”

Cindy: I love your pornstar essays, have you ever starred in a porn film yourself?
“No, no of course not.”

Cindy: If so when and where?
“Wait, does personal porn count?”

Cindy:  I read on your pornstar blog that you get invited to shit hot parties? Are they really as wild as they seem?
“Yes and…no. They’re interesting, but internet porn suffers from a severe gender imbalance. Is ’sausagefest’ a common British term?
Cindy: haha and there was me thinking it would be the other way round with silicone pumped blonde bombshells strutting their plastico.  Ooo wait am I gonna get bashed for that? LOL

Cindy: When was the last time you had sex?
“Er…is a BJ sex? If so, the other day.”

Cindy: What was the weirdest thing a girl asked for or did to you during sex?
“A very attractive bikini model I shagged for a while, at one point rolled a dentist’s tank of nitrous oxide out of her bedroom closet! Eh, I’ll try anything once.  Actually another girl I know insisted I choke her out as we made out, she was so turned on by it it was pretty amazing. I’m not sure which qualifies. I say nitrous tank, as choking is pretty common BDSM.”

Cindy: What is the weirdest thing you have asked for or done to a girl during sex?
“I’m pretty vanilla. I would say my one perversion is that I really enjoy when girls keep their panties on during sex”
Cindy: That is so cool, I find that extremely arousing as well - when I was in my late teens I just had to keep on half a stocking or a sock on LOL

Cindy: Do you like sex when you are stoned, drunk or sober?
Drunk or sober, sure. Nothing else.
Cindy: I have to confess that there’s nothing like a climax on a bit of weed!

Cindy: What is your most embarrassing moment?
“At one of those famous porn parties a while back a couple of girls I knew were going at it in a large bathroom and one of them invited me to join in. I was a little worried, because the door was wide open and there was a lot of foot traffic, but went for it. When I whipped my decent sized cock out some heckler cruising by called out, “That dude is TINY!!” Ugh.”
Cindy: Oh that is just wicked! You should have said “at least I have both balls”…

Cindy: When did you last laugh?
Daily, always. Today…”What are you sinking about?”
Cindy: HAHAHA you forgot the “VOT are you sinking about”… seriously, I still can’t watch it without laughing and it’s becoming old now LOL

Cindy: When did you last cry?
“Real men only cry when someone dies or they get hit in the balls.

Cindy: What is your favourite food and drink?
“Too numerous to name”

Cindy: I see that you also have a blog about panties - are you into used panties or just girls that wear them?
“Both, for sure. You know that kid, you give him the present and he plays with the box? That’s me. I would say the dividing line for me is that the panty collection I do have  I got every pair personally, right from the source (the girl, not the laundry room!), so to speak.

Cindy: Which famous person do other people tell you that you most resemble?
“Jack Black”
Cindy: Now why do I believe you?

Cindy: What movie actor does the best “drag queen” role?
“Gay ones? I can’t say I’ve watched a lot of drag queen movies”
Cindy: Oh no, no, not gay ones!  I mean films like “To Wong Foo, thanks for Everything” .. if you haven’t seen it, you MUST! Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes will have you in stitches dressed as chicks!

Cindy: What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
“Lindsay Lohan/Scarlett Johanssen. A tie. Wait, both!”
Cindy: I second that!!!!

Cindy: And last but not least, what have you got planned this weekend?
“Er. Who plans that far ahead??”
Cindy: Depends on what you got cooking…

Well, thank you Mr J, it has been a real pleasure and I’ll be sure to keep visiting your little world :). Best wishes to you mate, and thanks for taking time out to let me interview you! :)

Well the floor is down and it is looking AMAZING! Unfortunately for privacy issues I cannot post the finished rooms publicly but if anybody out there would like a few updated pics of the inside of my house with a snazzy new floor, just let me know and Ill send it to you privately.

I still have the skirting to get finished but that isn’t a big job and half of the lounge is done already.  Next task is to sort out the guest room and re-plumb in the wash basin and of course tidy it up (as it was the first room that got finished it then got used as a storage room for all my crap .. and well .. I need to find a new home for my crap LOL. 

I already chucked out a ton of stuff including an old sofa and a couple of chairs and wobbly handed down mis-matched tables etc (why do people always give you their wobbly shit)  .. hmm me thinks that was not such a great idea as now I have nothing to sit on apart from a fat duvet.  Arr well all good things comes to those that wait eh… so they say :). And I have my beady eye on a really sexy leather U shaped sofa mmmmm

Tasks this year are to get the downstairs bathroom tiled and done and then the last room is the heating/utility room to get finished - I will tile that as well.  The first on the list though is to get some sort of parking area done, its just mud and stones and it’s pretty yuk - I am planning that for May, but no, I won’t be doing that myself hehe

Rightho, must get on, talking of parrots I have to go get them their lunch :)

Ciao my lovelies!
Cinds xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

p.s. Anyone else using the new Wordpress 2.5 .. If anyone knows how to get the insert picture working, please let me know - bloody buggy bugs!!!

My flooring is underway but I managed to grab an hour off because I refused to go to the Family Easter dinner ritual.  I don’t celebrate Easter anyway and it has given me a chance to actually turn on my PC and catch up :)

I am keeping a house diary of the progress and this is it so far.   Don’t expect me to get online before end of next week though guys -this is a big house and I have hours and hours of hard work left.  Yes my pink slippers seem to make an appearance - but those are already promised to one of my guys so those are not available for sale - sorry! :P

Guest Room - before flooring

Guest Room - during flooring

Guest Room - floor laid - skirting to do

Dining Area/Lounge just starting to lay

Dining Area/Lounge half way done

What happens now is that I will continue laying it through the dining room doorway and through the open area to the entrance area (I am not having doors there you see), then I will continue along the long hallway.  When that is laid, I will then start in the kitchen :)

When everything is done, I will then start going round and putting in the skirting :) PHEW!

It’s a big job, but it is alot of fun as well.  The cutting is the thing that takes the longest - the rest goes pretty fast :)

I WON’T be around for the next week. Please don’t expect me to reply if you email me - I have to get this all done in this coming week - that is my deadline and I cannot have any interruptions :)

Bye for now - see you all in a week!
Love Cinds xxxxxxx

Living in Germany can be quite entertaining. I know I make horrendous mistakes sometimes.  My most recent is …. “Yeah I have been so busy in my house stroking my walls”.   (Obviously I wanted to say painting but the two words are almost the same in German “gestreichen” “gestrichen”)

Or my main balls up when I said “That damn hunter man, I heard him shitting all night long”.   Obviously I wanted to say Shooting, but again, the word is almost the same in German. “Geschissen” “Geschossen”

I often make booboos but luckily the villagers find it funny rather than offensive.  My nail lady literally has tears rolling down her cheeks some days because of the words I come out with.

One of my guys sent me this YouTube Video.  I hope you find it as funny as I did :)

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vBn2_ia8zM]

Oh shit, I seriously cannot watch that without pissing myself LOLOL