Now and again (probably twice a year LOL)  I look at my stats and I found that a site was linking back to my site to one of my old erotic stories.  The webmaster claimed it come from “some old forum”, which I kindly pointed out to him that my site is not an old forum and that I have been and will be around for years :P

Anyway, we got chatting, as you do, and this guy is actually pretty amazing. He is talented, kind and extremely funny (in a “haha” way not in a retarded way).  He has a couple of sites but his panty site I found really interesting .. if you wish to have a peek it’s www.dirtypantieslist.com.  He has made his whole business in the porn industry *lucky man* so I thought it would be interesting to interview him :)

This is how it went:

Cindy: So how long have you been on the ‘net for?
“Since 1996 when my university got high speed access. - notice I have a single word email.”
Cindy:  Gosh yes that is a rarity these days LOL

Cindy: What do you do for a living?
“I’m a professional porn advertising manager.”

Cindy: At what age did you discover porn?
“Actually very young, but I really wasn’t interested then or now. I’m not much of a porn fan. My neighbor had about 500000 Penthouses in his shed and didn’t lock it.
Cindy: Hmm why didn’t I have neighbours like that?

Cindy: What is your poison, in your face porn or discreet and sexy?
“Sexy, always. Otherwise what’s the point?”
Cindy: Yup I totally agree!

Cindy: What prompted you to start your own blog websites?
“Wordpress is the extent of my programming skills, as such. And they are really labours of love”

Cindy: I love your pornstar essays, have you ever starred in a porn film yourself?
“No, no of course not.”

Cindy: If so when and where?
“Wait, does personal porn count?”

Cindy:  I read on your pornstar blog that you get invited to shit hot parties? Are they really as wild as they seem?
“Yes and…no. They’re interesting, but internet porn suffers from a severe gender imbalance. Is ’sausagefest’ a common British term?
Cindy: haha and there was me thinking it would be the other way round with silicone pumped blonde bombshells strutting their plastico.  Ooo wait am I gonna get bashed for that? LOL

Cindy: When was the last time you had sex?
“Er…is a BJ sex? If so, the other day.”

Cindy: What was the weirdest thing a girl asked for or did to you during sex?
“A very attractive bikini model I shagged for a while, at one point rolled a dentist’s tank of nitrous oxide out of her bedroom closet! Eh, I’ll try anything once.  Actually another girl I know insisted I choke her out as we made out, she was so turned on by it it was pretty amazing. I’m not sure which qualifies. I say nitrous tank, as choking is pretty common BDSM.”

Cindy: What is the weirdest thing you have asked for or done to a girl during sex?
“I’m pretty vanilla. I would say my one perversion is that I really enjoy when girls keep their panties on during sex”
Cindy: That is so cool, I find that extremely arousing as well - when I was in my late teens I just had to keep on half a stocking or a sock on LOL

Cindy: Do you like sex when you are stoned, drunk or sober?
Drunk or sober, sure. Nothing else.
Cindy: I have to confess that there’s nothing like a climax on a bit of weed!

Cindy: What is your most embarrassing moment?
“At one of those famous porn parties a while back a couple of girls I knew were going at it in a large bathroom and one of them invited me to join in. I was a little worried, because the door was wide open and there was a lot of foot traffic, but went for it. When I whipped my decent sized cock out some heckler cruising by called out, “That dude is TINY!!” Ugh.”
Cindy: Oh that is just wicked! You should have said “at least I have both balls”…

Cindy: When did you last laugh?
Daily, always. Today…”What are you sinking about?”
Cindy: HAHAHA you forgot the “VOT are you sinking about”… seriously, I still can’t watch it without laughing and it’s becoming old now LOL

Cindy: When did you last cry?
“Real men only cry when someone dies or they get hit in the balls.

Cindy: What is your favourite food and drink?
“Too numerous to name”

Cindy: I see that you also have a blog about panties - are you into used panties or just girls that wear them?
“Both, for sure. You know that kid, you give him the present and he plays with the box? That’s me. I would say the dividing line for me is that the panty collection I do have  I got every pair personally, right from the source (the girl, not the laundry room!), so to speak.

Cindy: Which famous person do other people tell you that you most resemble?
“Jack Black”
Cindy: Now why do I believe you?

Cindy: What movie actor does the best “drag queen” role?
“Gay ones? I can’t say I’ve watched a lot of drag queen movies”
Cindy: Oh no, no, not gay ones!  I mean films like “To Wong Foo, thanks for Everything” .. if you haven’t seen it, you MUST! Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes will have you in stitches dressed as chicks!

Cindy: What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
“Lindsay Lohan/Scarlett Johanssen. A tie. Wait, both!”
Cindy: I second that!!!!

Cindy: And last but not least, what have you got planned this weekend?
“Er. Who plans that far ahead??”
Cindy: Depends on what you got cooking…

Well, thank you Mr J, it has been a real pleasure and I’ll be sure to keep visiting your little world :). Best wishes to you mate, and thanks for taking time out to let me interview you! :)

Arr thank you so much to all those special guys who treated me for Valentines, I have been getting post almost every day for over a week! I really didn’t expect to be so spoilt but I have to admit it has been wonderful :)

You know who you are, so big huge kisses to you all!

I am signing off now til probably next week, so I hope that you all have a wonderful evening and great weekend, whatever you are up to :)

Love and kisses,
Cinders xxxx

fnarrr fnarrr fnarrrr and there was me sitting on my haunches thinking how lurvely quiet it is in my inbox -  no spam .. no bots abusing my forms .. arrrrr bliss I tell you .. and no traffic either because when I changed my site Google couldn’t find me anymore .  I honestly didn’t expect to see this teeeeeny weeeeeny one page blog bounce back anywhere near page one, let alone my usual Google top spot for 5 years!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA  I’M BACK ON TOP … I honestly don’t know why I am so happy about it because I am not taking on any new buyers right now but I tell you something .. my EGO has taken a big strokin’ trip down memory lane and it’s LURVIN’ being back on page 1 for all terms:
2nd for Used Panties,  6th for Dirty Panties and No.1 for Worn Panties. 

Who luvs ya baby … no hacker prick can get rid o’ me that easily BWAHAHAHAHAHAA  … Ber-ring it on matey …. ooo YEAH!!!

Yes that’s right folks. Cindy is BACK .. but without the main site. You see my hacker friend did me a favour - I have been procrastinating far too long about cutting back on my main site - I had images of me half nekkid tucked away absolutely everywhere.  Well they are ALL GONE.  My sons are getting too big now and god forbid they ever find out about this place, so truly the whole thing is a blessing in disguise.

Now I’m exclusive to a handful of special people there isn’t need for me to have an almighty site anymore - plus as most of you know I am onto other things in life now that take precedence over my little panty hobby.

A few things WILL remain though, my erotic stories will make a come back as will my little “strip Cindy” game :).  My old blog however died a death.  My hacker managed to inject scripts into my database that prevented me from rescuing anything that was safe to use. These scripts pinged back to a rip off lottery site in the USA where this virus was coming from.

The FBI are on their case and they will be arrested and taken down shortly. I can share this with you because their IP has been banned from my server and I assume the whole hosting server as well.  They messed with the wrong gal!

Apart from that all I ask is please be patient. I’ve already tried restoring a couple of my other innocent sites without success but that is ok - luckily my other sites were quite new and anything in a database I can copy and paste into a new one.  Sad about this blog though - 3 odd years gone in a flash, but as I said before, it was an omen.   Other things happened as well recently that pointed to the fact I should shut this shit down but I won’t share what happened with you or you will think I’m more insane than I really am!  I will be sorting out all my links and what-not in the coming week :)

Coming up … the hacker profile ….

HAHA